Techotic Gadgets

Ok, girls have all the toys, that’s not really fair, is it guys?. If you want an evening of relaxation or pleasure…your pick..then why not accompany your other toy with this breast massage-massage robot designed by Wei Wang of BUBBY Robot Technologies, China. Actually it’s not available in your local Ann Summers yet, and I don’t think it will be anytime soon, take a look at the Free Paten Auction.

What the breast-massage robot can do is simulate breast massage the way professional masseurs do while automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes, I don’t even know that such service exist. The result is a cheap comfortable massage in your own time and place.

According to the Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies there are several benefits for using the breast-massage robot..damn the robot is stealing my job:

1.Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

2.Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.

3.Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.

4.Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.

5.Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.

6.Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

7.Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

8.Women who want to have pretty breasts.

They’re looking for investors at this moment, so if you’re rich (EUR 1,500,000) and your girlfriend/wife’s breasts are heading south, maybe it’s a good time to invest in one of these. Then she’ll LOVE YOU LONG TIME.

[via crave]